Saturday, July 15, 2006

No "Yo Mama" Jokes for Zidane!-Touchy star No Chance in Trash-Talking U.S.-Boston Globe

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This Boston Globe Sports writer Ron Burges ridicules Zidanes's "Justification" for his Infamous and Vicious Head Butt.

Borges writes: "As for the claim that Materazzi insulted Zidane's mother, well, on most professional fields of play in the U.S., it's more of a news bulletin if someone isn't insulting your mother."

The first hysterical claims of "terrorist" or "racist" insults are now largely discounted, and even references to Zidane's Mother and Sister are questioned. The latest claim is something about Zidane's Spanish wife's fidelity. :) :)

Oh well, does that mean that Italy has to go to war against France, Spain, and Algeria ??? :)  

 

Could we first settle this in Court, with Charges of Defamation??? Would Materazzi claim TRUTH as a Defense, and have a Presumption of Innocence (In the US,50% of Wives, and 75% of husbands, admit to cheating,and Europe is MORE Liberal:) 

 

To keep matters in perspective, is the fact that, prior to the World Cup,the coach for Algeria declined to have Zidane on his team, because Zidane was considered too slow, and "over the hill" :) :)

 

NO "YO MAMA"JOKES FOR ZIDANE!

 

Touchy star never would have made it in trash-talking U.S.

 

Commentary

By Ron Borges

MSNBC contributor

 

 July 14, 2006

Zinedine Zidane is lucky he doesn't play real football, NFL style.

Or basketball, NBA style.   Or baseball on a major league pitch (I mean field).

If the reasons behind the World Cup temper tantrum that got him chucked out of one of the biggest games of his life are true, then international soccer fields are tempermentally the right place for him.

If it takes for Zidane to go off like a North Korean rocket ' which is to say like a dud ' is for someone to insult his mother he'd have enough red cards in those other leagues to open a Red Roof Inn without having to buy roof tiles.

"Yes, it is true,'' the hot-tempered star said. "He has called mi Mamma a foul name. He has insult-TED     mi mamma, mi sistah. Sacre re blu!''

Or surely Zidane's reaction was something similar after foul-mouthed Italian Marco Materazzi admitted that, "It is true! I did insult him. But I categorically did not call him a terrorist.''

Thanks goodness for that.

A Paris-based anti-racism group 'that had absolutely no way of knowing what was said' had claimed Materazzi called Zidane a "dirty terrorist,'' an insult apparently to his Algerian heritage.

Turns out the insult was more personal than that. Now, as insults go "Yo Mama'' hardly ranks with what Terrell Owens might say to the valet parking guy at a Dallas restaurant, let alone to an opposing cornerback. But this is soccer after all, a more genteel sporting endeavor (never mind England's Wayne Rooney stepping PURPOSELY on the TESTICLES of a Portugese defender. Hey, it happens.)

As for the claim that Materazzi insulted Zidane's mother, well, on most professional fields of play in the U.S., it's more of a news bulletin if someone isn't insulting your mother. In fact, at times insults to your mother are considered terms of endearment, depending on the tone of who's delivering them. Not to mention his size.

"Dirty terrorist'' is an insult of a different nature, of course.

Call Shaq a dirty terrorist and he might slam dunk over you. Have Kobe Bryant insult Shaq's' mother and he might laugh with some heartiness. And then dunk over you.

In major league baseball you can get punched in the head for running too hard into an opposing catcher. In World Cup soccer you can be head-butted for saying 'Your Mama wears boots de combat.''

Oh, but wait a minute. There's also the matter of shirt tugging.

There's an offense worthy of being expelled from the biggest game of your life. What's a guy to do? Let just anyone grab his laundry?

"I held his shirt for a few seconds only,'' Materazzi confessed Tuesday. "Then he turned round and spoke to me, sneering.''

(Oh, good Lord no!).

"He looked me up and down, arrogantly (can you IMAGINE?) and said, 'If you really want my shirt, I'll give it to you afterwards,''' Materazzi continued.

Then the Italian admitted he responded verbally with, "One of those insults you're told tens of times and that always fly around the pitch.''

Something like suggesting "Yo Momma engages in acts prohibited by law in most states?'' What's a man to do after such an insult? Play on?

How does one come to grips with the actions of the great Zidane then, whose response to this verbal cannonade was to commit the soccer version of Mike Tyson biting off Evander Holyfield's ear?

How do we explain how a sport whose advocates love to call it "the beautiful game'' turned into ultimate fighting only hours after the new York Times had called Zidane "a master of unparalled grace?''

Easy. Forget trying to put it in the context of T.O. losing his mind and dogging Donovan McNabb. Stop trying to look at it in comparison to Kermit Washington knocking the face off of Rudy Tomjanovich.

As insults go, don't try to compare it to any of Ozzie Guillen's top 100 tirades, because "I do not like your Mama'' pales in comparison to a Gullien insult on his least profane day...

But commit a sporting crime with a stadium full of witnesses who could finger him standing right there? No way, Francois.

Ron Borges is a contributor to MSNBC.com and covers the NFL and boxing for the Boston Globe.

 http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13835839/

 

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