Monday,
October 08
Pasta, a Passion, an Addiction, But a Religion-? "Pastafarianism" ??
The
ANNOTICO Report
Actually,
it is a satirical mocking of ALL Religions. So this has about a 95% chance of
irritating the bejesus out of most viewer. :)
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Graphic:
Niklas Jansson's adaptation
of Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam depicts the
Flying Spaghetti Monster in its typical guise as a clump of tangled spaghetti with two eyestalks, two meatballs, and many "noodly appendages".
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The Flying
Spaghetti Monster (also known as the Spaghedeity)
is the deity of a parody religion called The Church of the Flying
Spaghetti Monster[ and its system of beliefs,
"Pastafarianism". The religion was
founded in 2005 by Oregon State University physics graduate
Bobby Henderson to protest against the decision by the Kansas State
Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to
biological evolution. In an open letter sent to the education board, Henderson
professes belief in a supernatural Creator called the Flying Spaghetti Monster which
resembles spaghetti and meatballs.He
furthermore calls for the "Pastafarian"
theory of creation to be taught in science classrooms.
Due to its recent
popularity and media exposure, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is used by atheists, agnostics (known by Pastafarians
as "spagnostics"), and others as a modern
version of "Russell's teapot".
History
and developments
The first public
exposure of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and its eponymous deity
can be dated to January 2005, when Bobby Henderson sent an open letter
regarding the FSM to the Kansas Board of Education. The letter was sent prior
to the Kansas evolution hearings as a reductio ad absurdum
argument against the teaching of intelligent design in science classes.
"I think we can all look forward to the time
when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across
the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design,
one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and
one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable
evidence."
The Board only
responded after
As word of
In August 2005,
in response to a challenge from a reader, BoingBoing.net announced a $1,000,000,challenge, payable
to any individual who could produce empirical evidence proving that Jesus is not the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, though
Jesus is not a part of Pastafarianism.The challenge
is modelled after a similar challenge issued by young-Earth creationist Kent Hovind (an award of
$250,000 to anyone who can prove evolution "is the only possible way"
that the Universe and life arose).
Beliefs
The canonical beliefs of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
are set forth by
The central
belief is that there is an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster,
which created the entire universe "after drinking heavily." All
evidence for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, in
an effort to test Pastafarians' faith; a form of the Omphalos hypothesis.
When scientific measurements, such as radiocarbon dating, are made, the Flying
Spaghetti Monster "is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage."
The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses that it contains beer volcanoes and a stripper
factory. Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale and the strippers have VD.
The religious
text of the Pastafarian religion is called the Loose
Canon. In place of the Ten Commandments, it contains the Eight I'd Really Rather
You Didn'ts, which is arguably a somewhat looser
moral code.
The official
conclusion to prayers is "RAmen", contained
in certain sections of The Gospel of the Flying
Spaghetti Monster, and so on. It is a portmanteau of the Semitic term "Amen" (used in Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) and < A title=Ramen
href="file:\\\C:\DOCUME~1\RICHAR~1\LOCALS~1\TEMP/http:\\en.wikipedia.org\wiki/wiki/Ramen">Ramen,
a noodle. While it is typically spelled with both a capital
"R" and "A", it is also acceptable to spell it with only a
capital R........
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