
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Leonardo Da Vinci - Action-Adventure
Film?
They are going
to treat one of the Greatest Minds of all time, that was an Incredible
Multifaceted Inventor, Engineer, Mathematician and Master Painter,
that made Einstein who was merely a patent clerk who stole DePreto's papers,
....as an Action-Hero, ....instead of presenting you with the inner workings
of an ASTOUNDING Mind, and what it was able to create so Prolifically
in so many Fields.... as a "schlock' pulp fiction hero? Warner's
have you no Decency?
They Call Me Da Vinci, Leonardo Da
Vinci
Los Angeles Times; Patrick Goldstein;
March 11, 2010
I have to admit that I had to check
the calendar to make sure that the news that Warners was turning the life
of Leonardo da Vinci into an action-adventure movie wasn't some sort of
inspired April Fools' joke.
But it's for real. The studio has
bought a treatment that imagines the inventor, engineer, mathematician
and painter of "Mona Lisa" and "The Last Supper" as -- and this is the
part you can't possibly make up -- "a member of a secret society who falls
headlong into a supernatural adventure that pits the man against biblical
demons in a story involving secret codes, lost civilizations, hidden fortresses
and fallen angels." Geez, I wonder if they could title it "National Treasure
of the Lost Ark." Maybe not. But what got me immediately thinking was this:
Who could play Da Vinci?
As anyone who studied any Italian
history in high school knows, all the paintings of Da Vinci depict him
as a dignified and generally full-figured old gent with an unruly white
beard, which you gotta figure knocks Shia LaBeouf and Robert Pattinson
out of the running right away, since it's pretty hard to ever imagine Da
Vinci being a day under 35. And while everyone wants Brad Pitt, can you
really imagine the tagline: Brad Pitt as Leonardo da Vinci?
So who does the shrewd casting agent
go to? Let's assume, judging from the "supernatural adventure" logline,
that we're looking for someone in the virile thirty- or fortysomething
age range, so that would put the kibosh on Nick Nolte, who could clearly
play the cranky, old guy Da Vinci in his sleep.
I'd love to hear your ideas, no matter
how outlandish, but here's some tongue-in-cheek thoughts that came into
my mind:
Joaquin Phoenix: Already has the
beard, has gotta be ready to ditch his band and un-retire and would surely
identify with a cerebral, head-in-the-clouds kind of madcap inventor.
Adrien Brody: He's already playing
an action hero in Robert Rodriguez's "Predators," but this guy needs all
the good parts he can get.
James Franco: He's getting a master's
degree, so he must be smart enough to play the scenes where Da Vinci has
to rattle off dialogue about how he used an early form of calculus to engineer
entry into a heavily guarded hidden fortress.
Christoph Waltz: An Oscar winner
would give the project some cachet, already looks good in a beard and doesn't
he already speak. like, four languages? Surely one of them must be Italian,
right?
Johnny Depp: He's gets first crack
at all these things, and besides, isn't he so good that he's believable
as basically anybody?
Robert Downey Jr.: Could definitely
capture that special eccentric genius that says ... Da Vinci!
Val Kilmer: He's already played a
comic-book superhero, a secret agent, a painter, a gunfighter and a rock
star, so isn't he basically locked, loaded and ready to go?
Gerard Butler: Looks manly
in any beard of any size. When I think of a guy could crack any secret
code and capture any fallen angel, I think of Gerard Butler, don't you?
What's more, he's from Europe.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/the_big_picture/
2010/03/they-call-me-da-vinci-leonardo-
da-vinci-as-in-action-hero.html
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