Yikes. None of this garbage would make it past the Rope in any Hollywood Club. If this represents East Coast Italian, I'm turning Albanian. :) 

'Jersey Shore' Casting Cawl - Juicehead Roundup
TMZ;  Staff; Apr 29th 2010 

"Jersey Shore" producers just assembled the largest swarm of guidos since the Great North Atlantic Hair Gel Spill of 1878 -- and it was all in the hopes of finding the next Snooki or The Situation.

We're told 495 Productions -- the company behind "Jersey Shore" -- hosted a blowout (pun intended) casting call for Season 3 on Monday and Tuesday night at The Crazy Donkey on Long Island with WBLI ... even though a third season still isn't in the bag.

At least one of the guys in attendance was a huge tool ... as in Jordan Alexander from "Tool Academy 3" (the guy with the green star bandana).          Fitting.
COMMENTS: 

2. Man, I'm Italian and have to say those sure are some ugly girls you have there... What an embarrassment to Italians all around the world!!! UGLY SKANKS ... You should hold another casting call and get some better looking girls. Ciao xxx by Antonella
3. It looks just like a douchebag convention. BTW, 'balls' and 'KRAZY KOOKY KLOWN' must spend all day with their hands on that keyboard trigger. by Dawn

4. The show tells us how to enjoy the life. But the life is not like that all time fun. I am not a fan but sometimes i watch .  by Luchi

5. I am Italian. I am from Long Island. These fake tanned, juicehead losers are NOT a typical sampling of Long Islanders. I don't know what part of the Island these cheezy wannabes grew up on but it certainly was not the north shore! These freaks are an embarrassment to everyone of the human race, not just Italian Americans. by nikki

6. WHY DO THEY KEEP GOING TO NY FOR A CAST OF "JERSEY SHORE"???? STUPID SHOW   by helcha

7. These morons are going to be running the country when I am old...it scares me. I never acted that stupid when I was that young! by sam

8. more fame whores and orange people.  by lisa

9. It's scary how ignorant these people are....and they don't even care how completely stupid they really look. Wow. 
Walk away from the gel...slowly.  by noneofyourbusiness

10. What a bunch of troglodytes. by Helen Van Patterson Patton 

11. These are the doctors, nurses, lawyers of tomorrow! Yikes! I'm staying healthy and out of trouble! by Glenn

12. Pathetic!       by Trevor

13. The big boobed girl who showed her butt and nipple in the pictures needs to be on the show! She looks like a hot mess, and very entertaining. She looks like she has a big mouth, and along with being slutty and the life of the party - will make for great TV!   by ndingo

14. I think I need a tetanus shot just from looking at the photos.by Gigi

15. This is the smelliest gang of human trash on television. Useless, stupid, and headed for a homeless shelter in about 5 years.  by Race care nut

16. #15-I don't think any of them will make it that far. All the gel and fake tanning is mushing their brains up! Proof of that-they think they look good! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!    by noneofyourbusiness
17. Based on the low number of comments, with most of them being hateful, I dont know why TMZ keeps showing these idiots.They're a sad bunch of untalented unrealistic losers.Then again, if it wasn't for them TMZ would have nothing to post.Guess we're stuck wit em  by cochino
18. I take pleasure in watching the drunken debauchery and antics of these young "Italians". They are as unrealistic as Michael J. Fox threading a needle. by Ozzie X

19. Well they have enough characters out there to an infinite number of Jersey Shore seasons!
 by soyouthinkyourecool.com

20. whats so great about jersey i'v been there theirs nothing great about it theirs better places to do a show like philadelphia santa monica san fran, province town by rex

21. THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY LIVE IN NJ..MAKE FUN OF THESE PEOPLE AND WANT THEM ALL TO GO HOME EVERY SINGLE SUMMER. THE GUIDOS ARE MADE FUN OF IN NJ. THEY THINK THERE COOL, BUT THERE NOT. WE LAUGH AT THEM. I MEAN REALLY.. GUYS THAT WEAR PINK LIP GLOSS AND DANCE LIKE THERE ON A STRIPPER POLE IS JUST NOT HOT. HALF OF THEM ARE GAY AND CANT ADMIT IT.  by FO REAL

22. Those are seriously some ugly guys! What rock did they crawl out from under? Yuck! by samantha

23. Someone should have gotten a shot of the brunette in the red bellyshirt and star tatoo, she was like the only hot one there and no one got a clear shot of her. The rest of the D-Bags and Skanks we can live without, but I'd watch if she was on!  by Sullster

24. This whole guido thing is getting really annoying. These poor excuse's for Italian's obviously have no moral's because if u look it up, the definition for a guido is [negative]...so it really pisses me off hearing these idiots use the word like it is ok to call Italians a guido  by nino

25. I will never ever go back to the Crazy Donkey ever again.  by Matt

26. Believe me I have lived in New Jersey my whole life and no one I know acts like any of these people on these jersey reality shows. This is no representation of us. These people are not from Jersey or they are transplants from New York! That's why they should call it New York. Oh yeah there was a tramp that had a show called that already! Also people remember just because your greatgrandfathers father was Italian that doesn't make you one. what about your other ancestors? Don't they count?  by jane

27. One of the guys is from Tool Academy. I guess he is still just a tool... by Really

28. More evidence of how Reality TV will eventually sink the great American Ship. MTV is filling our homes with mindless dribble...And they wonder why more people are turning to their computers for entertainment. by ChorizoSupreme

29. I cant believe people are so interested in these a-holes that they are casting for Season 3???? I TRIED to watch ONE episode of this show and actually felt my I.Q. dropping! by SL

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