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Fri 3/4/2011 
"Guido Monologues" Off-Off Broadway Play Not "Jersey Shore", But Still Crap

Director Joseph Mileto referring to "guido."   "To me, it's not a bad word. It's a culture," he said. "It's having fun, having a nice car, being a fun-loving type of person.  That's Laughable !!!!!!   The Definition of "CULTURE is: the quality in a person or society that arises from a concern for what is regarded as excellent in arts, letters, manners, scholarly pursuits, etc.   Guidos are Anti- Culture, especially Anti Intellect
 
Yes, it is also used to describe the behaviors and beliefs characteristic of a particular social, ethnic, or age group, such as : the youth culture; the drug culture. the binge  culture . 
 
Mileto says: I don't find it to be ANY type of ethnic stereotype."Right, No Ethnic Stereotype, I hear people calling each other "Guido" in Black, Latino, and Jewish Neighborhoods ALL the time. LOL. 
 
This play deserves NO PUBLIC Attention from the Italian American Community, for fear of giving it Free Advertising and Controversy. 
However it would be wise to embark on an "underground" boycott and attack, "Guerilla warfare". We can't win Conventional warfare.


'Guido Monologues' doesn't visit Jersey Shore territory, says off-off Broadway play's director
DAILY NEWS; By Tanyanika Samuels;; Friday, March 4th 2011

The play might be "Guido Monologues," but director Joseph Mileto says don't expect two hours of fist pumping and drunken brawls.

"We're so much more than 'Jersey Shore,'" said Mileto, referring to the popular MTV reality show that has incensed some Italian-Americans.

Instead, "Guido Monologues: Evolution of the Italian American," is about growing up in a vibrant culture, he said.

"We reminisce about a time when kids rode their bikes, when families sat down together, when people really enjoyed each other," said Mileto in a thick Bronx accent. "God, that world seems so far away."

The play will be performed from March 8-13 at The Producers Club Theatre on W. 44th St. in Manhattan.

Mileto, who grew up in Pelham Bay, doesn't flinch at the term "guido."

"To me, it's not a bad word. It's a culture," he said. "It's having fun, having a nice car, being a fun-loving type of person. I don't find it to be any type of ethnic stereotype."

The play unfolds in six monologues, heavy on Bronx references. The characters muse about their heydays, from the 1970s to the present.

Actor Robert Gadero, 47, of Pelham Bay, plays "Benny," who grew up in the 1980s, comparing his family to the ones on television.

Benny delivers lines like "on 'The Brady Bunch,' they send the kids to bed with no dessert. No Italian mother would ever starve their child of food. He could pull off a homicide and she'd come to court with two cannolis."

Gadero said he sees some of his own childhood in his character's memories.

"I can definitely connect with being able to go outside and play for hours without ever once saying, 'I'm bored,'" he said.

Actor Robert Mark, 31, of Throgs Neck, thinks the audience will be able to relate because the "writing is real." The challenge, he said, comes in tackling the character alone.

"It's very different being on stage by yourself," he said. "You have to keep the audience captivated for however long you're up there."

Mark plays "Bobby," a city kid who gets uprooted to the suburbs.

"Bobby likes to have a good time; he's the life of the party," said Mark, an imposing figure who, like his character, comes across as a teddy bear. "He's [comedians] Chris Farley and John Belushi, but in guido form."

Creator of the off-off Broadway play "Pasta & Pigskin," and "The Can'noli Happen" skits, Mileto hopes his latest effort also gets his audience thinking about modern "conveniences" like Facebook and smartphones that keep us from truly connecting with each other.

It's time, he said, to return to the good old days.

"Are we going to get your attention with the title? Yes. But if you're an Italian-American who's offended by 'Jersey Shore,' just give us a chance," Mileto said. "We guarantee you're going to walk out of there with a big sense of pride."
 
 
 

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