Be you Pro or Anti Soprano, you have got to get
a chuckle out of this Letter to the
Editor, from Super Italian American Activist Dr. Manny Alfano.
I don't know about you, but if I have a choice of being on the side
of the Angels or
the Devils (The Sopranos), I'm aiming to get to heaven!!!!!
You may wish to forward to YOUR local paper.
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Super-sized "Malocchio!" for the Yankees
Caused by HBO's "The Sopranos" curse!
Dear Editor:
The Yankees loss in the first round of the playoff maybe a shocker to
many of
their fans. Many fans and Yankee players might believe that the better
team
won and on any given day or series even the best could have a bad day
or series
and lose.
Or their luck ran out this week. Or was it something else.
Could it be that the New York Yankees, with all its great players, have
been
doomed to never to win a World Series again. That someone perhaps gave
the
Yankees the "Malocchio!" (the Evil Eye) or the "Kiss of Death!" They
maybe
silly old wives tales or superstition to millions of us but, to some
baseball
players, managers, owners and fans, this might be a serious matter
that needs
to be addressed.
Now, please hear me out. The black cloud began when the Yankees
and then
Mayor Rudy Guiliani invited "The Sopranos" to participate in the last
Yankees
World Series victory parade. Everybody knows that HBO's "The Sopranos"
has
set back 40-years all Italian and Italian American history and culture
with
its hijacking of an ethnic group and portraying the group as the lowest
of
the low!
The following season the Yankees were snake bitten by the Arizona
Diamondbacks and lost the world series with one pitch. How low can
you go to
be beaten by a snake!
Then for some unknown reason this year "The Sopranos" cast is invited
to
throw out the first ball(s) at a Yankees game. The team is just asking
for
the super-sized "Malocchio!" The Yankees finish the season with the
best
record in the American League and find themselves in the playoffs battling
the Angels.
Then the best team money can buy with a super pitching staff, crumbles
before
our very eyes. What happened? Could it be the "Malocchio?"
Mr. Steinbenner, who has come through time and time again with the right
player at the right time, needs to forget about hiring and firing and
must do
everything in his power to remove this "Malocchio" -- the Sopranos'
kiss of
death.
Although this situation is far worse than the "Curse of the Bambino"
that
hangs over the Boston Red Sox, this can be reversed.
Mr. Steinbenner needs to hire, someone that will lift the curse of the
"Malocchio," what ever the cost. He must immediately disenfranchise
himself
and the Yankees from HBO's "The Sopranos" if he has any chance of winning
another world series in the future.
It's not too late. George, do the right thing, dis "The Sopranos."
Manny Alfano
Bloomfield, NJ
973-429-2818
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